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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Another week has passed by just lidat zzz sians b4 I noe it the final exams are coming and i don tink i am prepared to take it?!?! Its like WTF!! so fast exams come , this sem really passed by veri fast haix wish it would be CNY again then can collect more hongbaoss ! =D I've just spent 78 dollars ytd at GNC , i bot 6 wks supply of dietary supplement! sians i want to buy hydroxycut but its super expensive... $141.25 sia for i tink one month supply but i noe its gd ! because my frens who used it said that it was effective! i bot...

According to the salesperson , she said that optibolic optidrene is as gd as the prev supplement i was taking , burn 60 , i bot 2 bottles frm her because it was oso on offer ! 1/2 price off 2nd bottle for GNC members ! I got 6 wks supply now ! Seriously it smells like shit la its really worse than Burn 60 for some reason but i guess good stuffs don't smell good :) I think i deserve a pat on my back though , i have not ordered any KFC or Macs since 4 wks ago and i've not gone for any suppers =D my weight now is 73 ! i wan to lose another 3 to 4 kg.. i can do it i can do it cos i noe i can do it =D 2 more mths ! I'll OWN MQ AND WOON THESE TWO FARKHEADS BAAUAUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA MQ now u noe y i gave u two doughnuts tt dae? cos 2 doughnuts are enuf to make u fatter than u are now tsk tsk not bad tt dae my fren asked mi go run with her weet not bad not bad thats a +ve encouragement for mi to work harder ROARR!!! I AM A MONSTER!! ROARRRR !! Fcuk this shit , im gonna slack for a while and back to mugging my fcuking ass off .

1:00 PM

Monday, March 10, 2008

Yesterdae was a rather happening night , i went out with my fate and her grp of frens for the first time! We went to double 'O' at MS there to spend the night ! It was nice of her to ask mi to tag along and intro-ed mi to her frens which consist of Long-ge (sounds like some black society boss), Nicholas, Babu (who coincidentally is Jasmine Tecko Fren oso) and Felicia. Before i went to club , i met up with my God and oso SuckLin for dinner at Siglap ! Took a photo with them but actually wanted take more la but then my camera low batt then bo bian muz save battery cos i wanted to take pix at the club! Btw attention to everyone whose petrified of Douglas , he has lost most of his muscle mass and hes not as harmful like he was in the past alreadi so do not be afraid of him and feel free to voice ur opinions abt him openly now! =D
Lemme show u some narcissistic-vain-hiao photos i took b4 i went to the club cos i was all dressed up !! =D I bot a new snow cap ytd and i love it v much la cos i tink v nice , it was been sth that i had wanted for a long time so yea , it has a skull made of bling bling on top ! No matter how zi lian i am , i can nv be compared to Mr Woon and Mr Goose =X

Toilet Shot #1

Toilet Shot #2

Toilet Shot #3

Thats mi and my fate ! i post this picture because i tink i look v hum-some in this photo so her face cut off abit oso nvm buahahah shes gonna squeeze my backside again in sch when she reads this post this hum-sup fate of mine is part time molester as justified by Wanni oso.

Take a look at her omgggggggg trying to act cute but not as cute as me ! Don worry Fate, one dae u'll be as cute as me , try harder don't give up =D Btw the Gi-graph toy is her bag la haha quite cute la but i tink my CJ7 "qi zai" cuter tsk tsk . MQ wad do u tink if we go to the Joo to Visit the Gi-graphs one dae, together with the chin-pan-ties.

Thats Felicia and me !

Thats Wanni and me!

Wanni , Feli , Humsum Me followed by my fate.

Last photo of the nite was taken with the green guy long-ge, frenly and farnie guy la so called radio station cos he v gd at broadcasting gossips like MQ =X

12:08 AM

Thursday, March 06, 2008

As I am kind of bored now because i feel v free aft my dreaded Econs Mid Term Test i shall do a veri random post to satisfy my blog reader fans of their desires for my posts ! =D Actually i tinking wad do i need to buy next ... my wishlist ! Arghghg actually i tink i have alot of tings that i wan but being the greedy person that we all are , i 've managed to come up with summore tings that i wan ! lets take a look

Ladies and gentlemen... presenting to you the.....*drum rolls* NINTENDO Wii ! A fun-filled console which is suitable for pple of all ages! If oni i could own this i would put it in my hostel and need not bring my xbox frm hm to hostel which is so mafan! =D~~~ nvm i shall save money and wait for a good steal to come along! Tink if i buy i would buy a 2nd hand ar cos first hand v v v ex ... ard $650 ! so ex more ex than PS3 !

I tink that none of u should b unfamiliar with this machine which i guess is the dream of many guys! THE PS3 !!!! ARRR!!!! Just tinking abt Metal Gear Solid 4 on this console is enuf to give mi wet dreams for the nex few daes !

Great! This is like a sex toy to both males and females because i noe deep down in ur hearts u all
want it.. THE IPHONE!! Although i have a new hp alreadi , i wouldnt mind this sexy lil' ting as a spare!

Its no joke when u have to carry ur heavy 3 kg laptop ard with u in ur bag during a long dae , i guess oni MQ can share the pain and agony since our laptops are super heavy. So I would like to introduce this 0.7kg laptop... the ASUS EEE ! Its small and defines the term Ultraportable , if i were to have this lil ting over here , i would place it permanently in my bag since the weight of it is almost negligible!

Last but not least... The Lamborghini Reventon! Oh its like so gawd-damn-mother-farking-orgasmic-awesome-cool-yandao-chio HOT la!! check out the curves! I would choose this over Fiona Xie or Jessica Alba =D Imagine dry-humping this lambo! Hahahaha pardon me for my crazy mood rite now , im high on milk!

9:55 PM

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

As I was in the gym just now , thx to my neighbours whose alarm clocks rang simultaneously at like fucking 8am in the morning and if it was only one fucking clock ringing nvm but knn got two ringing sia cbbb!! one is ring ring ring ring the other is play some knn melody!! wah lan ey i slept at like 5am then woke up at 8am!! really ass lo then i couldnt slp so i decided to make use of my time to do some workout.
Apparently alot of tots raced across my mind as i was doing my weights juz now , i was tinking how pathetic i used to be owaes indulging in self-sympathy and my dear frens , self sympathy is not a gd ting because all it does is waste ur fucking brain cells on day dreaming "Wow! how i wish i could be as hot as Bradd Pitt" "Wow How i wish i could have a hot gf such as Gillian" "Wow how i wish i could fucking have a hot bod like Vincent Ng" After everyting , u realise the more farked up u feel after all these tots. Instead of being such a useless bum sitting or lying down , y not make a change to ur life? Lets say u fall into the following categories ( Not referring to anyone in particular)

Category #1 : If u tink u're ugly , perhaps make an effort to use make up to conceal the flaws instead of saying " oh fark im fugly now i am going to be a farking single dickhead cos no guys/gers wan to be with me " Ok lets say if u cant be bothered to put make up , well i guess the oni alternative u have is to build up ur character since character plays a major role in hooking up with someone too well, pple will say " XXX is ugly , but he/she has a nice character"

Category #2: If u tink u're fat , for goodness sake do sth abt it. Don jus sit ur farking ass on the chair and tink " oh god , im fat im fat im fat im fat im fat " i bet repeating that a million farking times wouldnt make u lose the fats so maybe u can like run instead of indulging in self sympathy with a bag of chips on ur lap cos thats a farking joke.

Category #3 : If u tink that u're not bad-looking but fat , great! all the more u should picture urself being a chiobu or yandao if u slim down and hopefully that keeps u motivated ! Omg imagine the farking hot guys and gals u can pick up while having the self-confidence ! Lets face it guys , which gal or should i say most of the gals wont mind having sex with Edison for goodness sake la provided he doesnt take pictures of u in ur most slutty moments hahahha WE ARE ALL SUPERFICIAL LETS FACE IT . U dare to tell me that u would reject a Edison-clone who is a doctor and drives a Lamborghini ( And for all those of u who doesn't noe wad a lamborghini is , this is how it looks like and its not some brand of handphone or mp3 or wadsoever)

and has a nice character? IF u fucking do , BURN IN HELL U FUCKING LYING WHORE!!!
To all the pple reading this , i guess its the lack of slp and the emo-shit i am going tru that makes this entry such an angsty one but at the end of this entry . I am still who i am :)

11:21 AM

Friday, February 29, 2008

There's a thousand words that I could say
To make you come home
Oh, seems so long ago you walked away
Left me alone
I remember what you said to me
You were acting so strange
and maybe I was too blind to see
That you needed a change

Was it something I said
To make you turn away?
To make you walk out and leave me cold
If I could just find a way
To make it so that you were right here
But right now..

I've been sitting here
Can't get you off my mind
I've tried my best to be a man and be strong
I've drove myself insane
Wishing I could touch your face
But the truth remains..

You're gone..

7:42 AM

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Sometimes when i tink abt running , i cant seem to get the negativity out of my mind when i run farkkkk i tink my mentality not strong enuf i don noe y i owaes feel like giving up when i run , tsk tsk cannot understand how the hell do pple run like 42km zzzz thats damn sian laa omgggg i muz try to have a stronger mentality! but luckily i have my ipod with me , strangely it seems but i really NEED it when it comes to running because i really need it to keep mi running ! or else i cannot run past 1km without it because i keep on tinking abt the distance which makes mi feel like giving up!

Sigh studying in uni really sux big time man dammit study so hard come back the results like a deek lidat cbcbbcbccbcbbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcc maybe like my frens i should be like them lidat pray to the ah tiongs let them grant mi power ! but then again my course oso not the ah tiongs pro fark i pray them for fark sia maybe i should pray to the vietnamese-s! haha but then i don tink they dominate in my course oso la . Have u all felt at times that studies is not everyting and juz feel like tossing it aside? haha well i do .. but i oso dowan to get lousy result oso la so bo bian i have to study oso la but i hope my caps don drop laaa my caps bad enuf alreadi las sem although i wouldnt say that i was unhappy with it haha fcuk u ok BOBBY CHEE cb u better stop luffing at this statement or else i going to put a *@#*#*@##@* in ur lousy ass

7:20 PM

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

In case some of u wonder how my hostel room looks like , i officially declare that its v PIMPED lol well v bo liao so i took a pix of my room and post it over here ! farkkkrrkrkrkkr i tonight muz study till v late to make up for the laziness the past few daes %(#@(%@#(@# zzz i really hate studying hahah how i wish i can stay in uni to play and not study! or take like 3 modules laaaa so sianx haix

10:59 PM